Aidan

Aidan seems to be the archetypal definition of BAWSH. He knows where the shit is and he pwns its ass. His ninja skills are regarded along the land of Ludicom as..ummm... ninja-y xD

He is constantly chased by massive hoards of womens and continues to evade their grasp by being cynical. I think Rosim was probably in love with him in hindsight.