Miku

Miku is an underage drug addict... Is what I would have said if I didn't already have a massive golden boner that jizzed chocolate whenever a thought of her and her cute butt struck my mind. Sometimes whenever Miku's online I just- I just lose my shit and start humping my couch (of course AFTER I have already glued two bluish-green locks of hair to it). I wonder if the picture she posted was real, because my computer screen was painted milky brown (with chocolate of course) not a second after it was posted and it would be weird if I did that to the picture of a complete stranger who might live in a place as obscure as Australia. Damn Miku. Damn.